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Joxer
the mighty
Roams through the countryside
He never needs a place to hide
With Gabby as his sidekick
Fighting with her little stick
Righting wrongs and singing songs
Being mighty all day long...
He's Joxer, Joxer the Mighty!.
He's Joxer the Mighty
He's really tidy
Everybody likes him,
cause he has a funny grin
Joxer
Joxer the Mighty!
Joxer the Mighty
He's very tidy
Everyone admires him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When you're in jeopardy
Don't call the cavalry
There's a better remedy
(Although he doesn't work for free)
He's every man's trusty,
He's every woman's fantasy,
Plus he's gooo-ood company
He's Joxer
I'm Joxer the Mighty!
Blood valour and victory! Ha-hA!
Joxer the Mighty
He's very tidy
Everyone admires him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When things get grim
He'll take it on the chin
If you're in jeopardy
Caused by the enemy
Don't call the cavalry
There's a better remedy
(Although he doesn't work for free!)
He's every man's trusty,
He's every woman's fantasy,
Plus he's goo-oood company Look out! He's Joxer
Joxer the Mighty!
JOXER THE MIGHTY (ILLUSIA)
Joxer, the
mighty, master of geography.
Here to guide you on your
way.
Stick with me, you´ll never
stray.
If you´re in a land that´s
new,
i´m the man who´ll get you
through.
Even when you´re slightly
nude.
I´m
Joxer! Joxer the mighty!
JOXER THE MIGHTY (BROTHEL
VERSION)
Women:
Joxer the Mighty,
Master of virility,
Every woman wants him
Je's so sexy it's a sin
If you want a special tryst
He's the man you can't resist
By every measure he's a prize
Joxer: Just check out my shoe size!
Ha-ha!
Women: Joxer the Mighty,
Captain of debauchery,
Never seems to get enough
Of our tantalizing stuff
If you need some company,
With Joxer there's a guarantee
Joxer: Of the highest potency!
Women: Heck, I'd even work for free!
Leah:
Take your filthy hands off me!
All:He's Joxer
Joxer the Mighty!
JOXER "ANNIE
BANANNIE"
Annie,
Banannie
She
kicks fanny!
Dangerous
with sword and knife,
Learned
her skills in that past life,
Never
will you outfox her,
She's
as good as all Joxer!
I'm
Annie, I'm Annie the Mighty!
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